How to Drive Yourself Nuts.!!

You living a good life? Things always come too easy for you. Then I have what your looking for. I will give you the 3 Easiest ways to Drive Yourself Nuts in network marketing.

(This is basically for the people new but it works for the pros as well.)

Ok, so you saw some ad somewhere that you could make BIG money online. Went to the site, filled out the form and got a bunch of info. You either had to pay to join or pay to upgrade. There are many of them with twists.

Now what do you do? You get a hold of your upline and follow his (or her :) )exact steps. That is if you can get a hold of them. (nowadays its alot better as with some companies they actually leave a phone number. I am just refering to the old days, but I am sure there are still those out there.) Now you follow their steps and there, your done.

Days go by and no new leads? But didnt you do everything that people told you?

You ready? Hold your breath, here are the TOP 3 ways.

.3. When you advertise your company, link, biz op, whatever , always start out with:

Check this out/ Try this/ This could be you/ or another good one. THIS IS FREE.. (caps add a very nice touch to get the attention.)

.2. When you do get a lead, be sure to mail them at least 3 times a week with a casual mail with your company link blasted all throughout the mail. and desperately try to get their phone number so you can bug them during dinner (all leads enjoy talking with a mouthful )

.1.Go buy leads, anything you make in your business, throw it back into by buying alot of leads. Always works, spend 100k in leads to make 100 bucks.

There you have it. I promise you that if you follow these 3 very simple steps. You are guarenteed to drive yourself nuts and drive your business straight into the ground in no time.

PS. This article was written for fun in no way shape or form intended  to be a guide to use in any way. except for a good laugh.