Redneck Retirement Savings Plan-RRSP



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 I am sure that by now you have undoubtedly noticed the excessive amount of commercials on television that boast how simple making money really can be. All you have to do is send in your old gold jewelry they will send you cash. They send you a secured envelope and a few days later they send you a cheque. Wow, can it really be that simple?

 

Oh how I only wish it really was.

 

 Personally I am getting tired of not being able to turn on my T.V  without seeing a silly commercial with an older large man rapping and dancing with scantily clad women in the background.

 

Are we supposed to take this serious? Have they no idea their ideal target market? I have heard this too good to be true offer referred to as the red neck retirement savings plan.

 

And doesn’t T.V land understand that I just want to watch Two and a Half Men in peace?

 

Got me thinking, how common is common sense? I was under the belief that people were just born with this tiny little voice in their head that pretty much guided us through life.

 

 It was there when we were five and were sent to your room and in anger you decide to run away. Sure you pack your bags and make it to the end of the driveway, but that little voice in your head always made me never able to make it to the sidewalk.

 

It was there again when you were sixteen and you were at a party with older kids trying to fit in and being pressured to do things you weren’t ready to do.

 

Apparently not everyone is born with this instinctive little voice. So these must be the people who fall for these scams and gimmicks under the impression that this is their big break. They believe that this easy-to-come-by money will pay off their debts and they will be able to retire in style, in a brand spankin’ new doublewide, with a satellite T.V. No need to keep those old rabbit ears. They may even have enough left over to catch a Nascar race and split a case of Bud.

 

 

I realize that I might be being a tad bit harsh but I am just trying to get my point across. There are tens of millions of seemingly great opportunities out there but like anything, if it sounds too good to be true it probably is.  Any kind of success worth having takes many hours of hard work as well as dedication. A great opportunity is not just going to find you. You have to be proactive in your search and stop being lazy!

 

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