Jason Better Sucks by Chris Owen - The Jason Better Celebrity Roast

So You Think You Know Jason Better?

I think not. Today, it is Jason Better exposed. I am going to enlighten you on who Jason Better really is, and let me tell ya, you are going to be shocked. I have the inside scoop, and I am going to share these secrets with you.

Do you want to join in the Jason Better Roast? Place your comments in the box. (Remember, this is all in fun)

So here it is:

Five reasons Jason Better Sucks.

1) How old is this guy really? Every post has the word "Gosh" at least once. Gee Wiz Beav, That went out in Mayberry.

What he should really do is write us a post about his experiences as a whipper snapper skipping rocks on the Mississippi with Huck and Tom.

2) Annoyingly Nice - Seriously, this guy is a little too nice, if you know what I mean. He's always bribing his visitors with mentions in his posts, and... quality...consistency... a little too much advice, and wheeeeewww, content that people relate to.

Don't let the act fool you. He is up to something. Putting links to readers lke Derek Alvarez, Wayne Vassell, Jerome Ratliff, Dwayne Huggins, Josh Garcia, ummmm Me... (I wasn't fooled for second)

He even visits the sites of his readers and tweets the links on his twitter account. Don't be the one to let this flattery fool you. He builds you up and...well, he just builds you up, but eventually he is going to come by to collect. Believe me buddy, You don't want to answer the door to find a small bodied guy with a big head asking for return favors.

3) Common Knowledge - All this useless information he posts on the Network Marketing Blog and Better Networker is common knowledge to the industry leaders. This is nothing new. People have been using these types of tips to become successful for years. I can buy thousands of courses that cover much of this same information. Why would I need to go through the trouble of reading his blog.

All these posts on Copywriting Strategy, SEO, how not to bother people with email, something about an alligator. I bet every leader in this industry already knows these things. So why should we bother with it?

4) What kind of Geek recommends books?

Really Jason, books went out with the mullet (which I'm not so sure you're not rockin' behind that cartoon). We have a new technology now called PDF. Look it up Grandpa, after you grab a band aide for that paper cut.

Moving On

5) It's the Gremlins - This one is shocking. Jason let slip his affiliation with Gremlins about a month back. We all know that it isn't possible for Jason Better to be in the 20 places at once that he appears everyday. With blog posts coming out on two sites every day, tweets, shares, hanging out with Carl the Cop, who I also suspect a Gremlin, reading through who knows how many articles to pick Best of Better Networker posts, and still finding time to comment on our sites and read those "books" he always talks about.

Listen up, if this is one guy (no way) I'm going to buy him (not really) the 4 hour work week course and simplify his life (probably not).

Bottom line everyone. Jason Better is a trickster waiting for his next victim. Follow his kind of  training and you'll soon be sporting a cartoon character, giving away stuff you could sell, and working 41 hours a day.

I don't know about you, but I think Jason Better Sucks.

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Chris Owen

Chris Owen Academy

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