On A Lighter Note!

"After having dug to a depth of 10 meters last year, British scientists
found traces of copper wire dating back 100 years and came to the
conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more
than 100 years ago.
 
Not to be outdone by the POMS, in the weeks that followed, Australian
scientists dug to a depth of 20 meters, and shortly after, headlines in
the Aussie newspapers read: "Australian archaeologists have found traces
of 150 year old copper wire and have concluded that their ancestors
already had an advanced high-tech communications network 50 years
earlier than the Brits."
 
One week later, Maori TV reported the following: "After digging as deep
as 30 meters in his backyard in Te Kuiti, Hone Waiata, a King Country
Kaumatua, reported that he found absolutely nothing. Hone has therefore
concluded that 300 years ago Maori had already gone wireless."