Affiliate Marketing Companies - CEOS (Crooked Evil Opportunists on Steroids)

  Written by Tom Boyuka on May 5, 2009 3:51 pm

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My company XYZ Enterprises makes the all new and improved ‘Humanic Miracle Capsule’  This is a cutting edge innovative product that will cure anything and make every one handsome and beautiful at the same time give them self confidence and clear thought.  It only cost $79.95 for a 30 day supply.  Now I need people to advertise for me.

I am looking for someone whom I will call Danny Dopey and Dora Doorknob that believes that you an make a great living advertising someone else’s product.

My plan is 2 fold.  First of all for any product sold I will give them a commission of 3%.  If Danny or Dora bring in other affiliates under them I will increase their commission to 5%.  What the heck the product only costs me $19.95 to make so what is 5%?  No big deal since I am not doing any of the work.  Oh yeah It cost me a few hundred bucks to put up the website and ordering system for the whole company but that all comes under business expenses so no big deal to me.  This is sounding better and better to me all the time.

The second part of the plan is all the kick backs I will receive from the marketing company, the auto responder company, the domain name company and the other affiliates that I have contracted out with to advertise their services through my company.

What I need now is hundreds and thousands of Danny Dopey’s and Dora Doorknobs to do my bidding.  I will contact my web designers and I will instruct them to hype up the ad so only a complete fool would not join this great opportunity.

They will  develop a super hype splash page and blast it all over the internet featuring the best compensation plan in the world.  I will tell them to use wording like:

“fully forced, automatic, democratic, dynamic compression, upfront, oversized, incessant success, swirling vortex, big ticket, big league, binary, trinary, nonflushing, checkmatching, revolutionary, fiduciary, patent pending, never ending, pulsepounding, jaw dropping, competition stopping, bonus-to-infinity, stairstep on steroids, spillover, sensational generational, residual, ruby, gold, silver, bronze, diamond, emerald, soaring, sapphire, black pearl, platinum, pulsating, prelaunch, powerleg, extreme dream, dual edge, open, smoke free, supersucking, miracle money, skyrocketing, siphon, magnetic and mirrorless matrix with an astonishing back end black belt millionaire unilevel level playing field, recession proof, rotating, rebate, lifestyle, quick start, global revenue, perfect profit sharing, virtually unlimited vehicle, car pool bonus, cascading cash cow income.”

With all this hype spread around all the major traffic exchanges people would be  crazy not to jump on board right now and join my affiliate program.

MAN! I AM TIRED JUST THINKING ABOUT IT,  This is going to be GREAT!  Can you imagine that I will have hundreds and thousands of people advertising my soon to be famous Humanic Miracle Capsule and I will make a fortune and only pay out peanuts to the shmoes that are my ‘trusted affiliates’.  I LOVE when a PLAN COMES TOGETHER!

The Moral of the story is don’t be a Danny or Dora!  Find a great company that is built on Integrity and treats their distributors well…and stick with them.  To find a great company you should find a mentor.  I will mentor you for free and help you be successful with a home business.  All you have to do is ask for my help.

Best Personal Regards My Network Marketing Friends,

Tom Boyuka

Mentoring for Free
607-343-9161
tom@tomboyuka.com

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