Wintertime in PA
It's winter in Pensylvania
And the gentle breezes blow
Seventy miles an hour
At thirty five below.
Oh, I love Pennsylvania
When the snow's up to your butt.
You take a breath of winter
And your nose gets frozen shut.
Yes, the weather here is wonderful,
So I guess I'll hang around.
I could never leave Pennsylvania
I'm frozen to the ground.
You might not enjoy this but I lived there for 50 years and my nose turned cold as I read this.