100 Laughs a Day = 10 Minutes of Exercise!
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100 laughs a day is equal to 10 minutes of exercise!
"The two biggest sellers in any bookstore are the cookbooks and the diet books. The
cookbooks tell you how to prepare the food and the diet books tell you how not to
eat any of it." Andy Rooney
I'm a firm believer that Humor will take you a very long way in life. I'm also a firm believer that money will buy you happiness (just kidding).
Although there's certainly nothing funny about the obesity epidemic around the world, a little diet humor and a good, old fashioned belly laugh (excuse the pun) may be the catalyst to decreasing the number of inches around our waists!
Bar none, hands down, Daniel Worona (just like Corona, but with a "W") has the best compilation of diet humor I have ever read. If these quips don't make you laugh, please check yourself for a pulse ...
I HAVE BEEN ON A DIET FOR TWO WEEKS. SO FAR I'VE LOST FOURTEEN DAYS.
I GAVE UP DESSERTS!!
(It was the worst twenty minutes of my life)
I'M ON A GRAPEFRUIT DIET. I EAT EVERYTHING BUT GRAPEFRUIT.
MY NEW DIET GOAL: TO WEIGH WHAT MY DRIVERS LICENSE SAYS.
MY BODY IS A TEMPLE, WITH AMPLE PARKING IN THE REAR.
THERE'S NO CHOCOLATE IN HELL. THAT'S WHY IT'S HELL.
THERE ARE TWO THINGS YOU SHOULD NEVER EAT BEFORE BREAKFAST: (LUNCH AND DINNER)
Back to my original thought ...
100 laughs a day is equal to 10 minutes of exercise!
How can it get any easier than that?
It can ... Much easier!
Drink just 4 ozs a day to burn belly fat away:
http://melaniekissell.taislim.com
And be sure to add 100 laughs ... beats the heck out of pushups!
Melanie Kissell
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http://melaniekissell.com
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Here's a cheesy one, but
Here's a cheesy one, but good for a laugh:
What do successful network marketers drink at breakfast?
Prosperi-Tea!
Thanks for the reminder to laugh. :O)
Thanks !
I needed those chuckles today ! I wrote a blog today too but mine was not nearly as much fun as this one. Much, much more serious. I had been doing some research on the dangers of belly fat and it is scary !!
Appreciate you,
Joyce Penner
http://joycepenner.wordpress.com
Humor
Here is one of my favorites:
"Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar."
or they find a network market business and earn money from HOME!
Cheers!
Connie Loeschen
Thanks, Amy
It may be cheesy, but I love it! Prosperi - Tea!
Laughter is the best medicine,
~Melanie
Support Group
Thanks for stopping by, Connie. Yes, the support group that meets at the bar has a HUGE membership! Love your sense of humor.
It's time to escape the Rat Race!
~Melanie
Belly Fat
Appreciate you, too, Joyce. Your comment is bang on. The fat that builds up in the abdominal cavity is nothing to laugh about. Belly fat can shave years off your life.
~Melanie