START YOUR DAY WITH A GIGGLE

  Written by Linda Pitman on Jan 23, 2008 5:10 pm

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Better than coffee, better then a tonic? I think so!!SIGNS THAT YOUR GROWING OLD

1. Your house plants are alive and you can’t smoke any of them.

2. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.

3. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.

4. 6.00 am. Is when you get up, not when you go to bed.

5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator.

6. You watch the weather channel.

7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up.

8. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as”dressed up”.

9. You’re the one calling the cops because those bleep bleep kids next door won’t turn down the music.

10. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.

11. You don’t know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.

12. Your car insurance goes down and your payments go up.

13. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonalds leftovers.

14. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.

15. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.

16. Eating a whole basket of chicken wings at 3.AM. Would severely upset , rather then settle your stomach.

17. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.

18. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer “pretty good stuff”.

19. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.

20. 90% of the time you spend in front of the computer is for real work.

21. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.

22. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn’t apply to you and can’t find one to save your sorry old ass.

Have a great day! Thoughtmerchant

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