Better Net Worker Humerous Happenings

He Whom Laughs Loudest Laughs longest...
Keep your sense of humour ..When all others are losing IT.!

Tell a Joke,Funnies,Humerous Happenings,Whatever .....ENJOY

Life..

Everything you own is only Lent to you for the time that you are alive....

MESSAGE TO THE AUSTRALIAN PUBLIC

The federal government is sending some of us a $1000 bonus.

If we spend that money at K-Mart, the money goes to China.

If we spend it on fuel it will go to the Arabs.

If we purchase a computer it will go to Taiwan.

If we purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to Mexico,Honduras,and Guatemala.

If we purchase a good car it will go to Japan.

If we purchase useless crap it will go to Korea.

And none of it will help the Australian economy.

If we put it into Telstra, it will go towards wages in India.

The only way to keep that money here at home is to spend it on
prostitues, gambling, wine and beer, since these are the only products
Still produced here in Australia.

Thank you for your help,

(Australian Prime Minister & Australian Treasurer, moving forward ! )