Dear Punks,

I will be updating this real soon with my bio and qualifications. Maybe I'll even include some video footage of me in action so you'll have no question I mean business.

It will soon be crystal clear why I was chosen as "the law" around here, but until then you'll just have to take my word for it.

Always remember, I've got my eye on you and my club at the ready. If you haven't already, read my forum rules here .

Yours truly,

Carl
Forum Law Enforcement